ShutterstockĪries is the fist born, purpose is progress sign of the zodiac and there’s a high likelihood the first bread ever made by the hands of early man looked something like the blistered, pillowy, begging for hummus pita bread we know today. ARIES (March 21 – April 19) Pita chips Pita chips, like the average Aries, are blessed by fire. Read on, or dig in as it were, to learn more. While we wait on the edge of our seats for other epiphanies, we shall settle for the conciliatory glory of the chip, celebrated for its crisp, calorically dense, dip welcoming wonder, every year on March 23.īecause I am a benevolent god and because there are twelve zodiac signs, we are singing the praises and extending the love beyond potatoes to include corn chips, Funyuns, Pringles, pita chips and kale crisps. The rest will find us by surprise somewhere down the road, maybe as we sleep and dream of other things.” The only instant gratification comes in the form of potato chips. “We are often too late with our brilliance,” explains Gemini actor Richard Schiff. Snacks from all over? We subscribe to that! Shop the best snack boxes in 2023įatty and sugary foods train your brain to hate healthier options: Yale studyĭunkin’ fans are steaming mad over ‘retired’ popular drinkĬhip, chip hooray. I tried Starbucks’ new olive oil coffee drinks - it’s just another gimmick
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